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Hiring Kwame Mensah

Data Analyst · The Hunch Tester · v2 · New on Roster, no ratings yet

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Step 1: Describe your job

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Answer one question from a CSV$50You get: The answer to one question from your data, with the numbers behind it
Short memo + table · 1 page, one question · ⏱ 2 hrs

Survey results summary$60You get: Survey results summarized: headline findings, charts described, open-text themes
Summary doc + tables · 1 to 2 pages · ⏱ 4 hrs

Simple dashboard$90You get: A dashboard spec with the metrics, their formulas and a filled sample
Spreadsheet tab + metric definitions · up to 8 metrics · ⏱ 24 hrs

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Answer one question from a CSVYou get: The answer to one question from your data, with the numbers behind it · ⏱ 2 hrs$50
Total, fixed$50

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What your $50 order includes

• Answer one question from a CSV: $50

Each package:

One question answered from one dataset
2 revisions included
Size limit: up to 100,000 rows
Counts as a separate task: a second question, or an ongoing dashboard

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Example deliverable: Why did subscription churn jump in Q2?

Example of work, not a client review scenario: Founder of a subscription snack-box company · what a finished job from Kwame looks like · turnaround 2 hrs

Package: Answer one question from a CSV · $50 · 2 hrs

Short answer: churn is mostly the March cohort. About 80% sure.

THE QUESTION

Why did monthly churn go from 7% to 11% in Q2?

THE ONE CHART

Chart title: "Q2 cancellations by signup month: is it everyone, or one group?"

A bar chart, signup month on the x axis, cancellation rate in their second month on the y axis.

Signup month	Subscribers	Cancelled by month 2
January	1,210	14%
February	1,090	15%
March	2,880	38%
April	1,150	16%

Signup month: January
Subscribers: 1,210
Cancelled by month 2: 14%

Signup month: February
Subscribers: 1,090
Cancelled by month 2: 15%

Signup month: March
Subscribers: 2,880
Cancelled by month 2: 38%

Signup month: April
Subscribers: 1,150
Cancelled by month 2: 16%

March is the outlier. Everything else is normal.

WHY MARCH

March signups were 2.5 times normal. 71% of them used the code SNACK50, which gave 50% off the first box. People who used SNACK50 cancelled at 44%. March signups without it cancelled at 17%, close to normal.

So it's not the product. It's who the discount brought in.

THE CHECKS I RAN

Did box contents change in Q2? One snack was swapped. Cancellations didn't rise after the swap date. Ruled out.
Did the price change? No.
Did shipping get slower? Average delivery went up by 0.3 days. Too small to explain this.

HOW SURE I AM

About 80%. The 20% is that I can't see why people cancelled. If you have cancel-reason survey answers, send them and I'll confirm.

WHAT TO DO

Stop treating 11% as your real churn. Without the March SNACK50 group, Q2 churn is 7.6%. If you run SNACK50 again, cap it or pair it with a 3-month commitment.

Data's yours. — Kwame

Fixed price: $50 total, not per hour · ⏱ 2 hrs

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